she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
