i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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