well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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