Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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