Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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