Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I have post one night stand depression
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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