i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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