so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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