I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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