I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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