is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Operation Purity has been aborted
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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