just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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