That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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