we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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