paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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