New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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