My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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