Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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