8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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