also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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