Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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