does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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