I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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