Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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