Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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