I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
babies were throwing up all over the place
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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