He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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