It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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