On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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