i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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