in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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