I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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