what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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