well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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