You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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