I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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