i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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