I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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