Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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