When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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