He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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