He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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