Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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