come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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