Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
that may or may not have been my penis.
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