he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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