Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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