All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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