I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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