she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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